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Bizarre Keywords That People Search For That Lead Them To My Blog

I was looking through my Google Analytics page at the keywords section and I started noticing some really weird, bizarre, and just downright foul stuff. It’s crazy what people search for. Anyhow, I figured I’d share it. Some of it is worth a good laugh. Some of it will make you say “WTF!”. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining.  Also, most of this is NSFW.

children nude

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airport body scanners rectum

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boobs swing up and down

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boys in underwear / boys underwear

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fat nasty booty

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filipino prostitute fucking

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fun stuff to stick in your vagina

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internet hooker singapore

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men strual machine japan / menstrual japanese movies

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nude child / nude in airport

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short midget blonde prostitute

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singapore hooker fucked

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videos! tear virginity maidens in japan

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young boys in underwear

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I suppose the lesson to be had from this is that porn drives the Internet more than anything else.  Thankfully, most of the keywords people are hitting my blog from are much more productive and on topic than these.

Also, to all you sick bastards out there looking for naked children… you won’t find that here.

By Bradley

Hi! I have a Master's in History (2019) from City College of New York - CUNY and I'm an Army combat veteran. I currently have 3 cats and live in New York City. The best part of living here are the museums and the food!

I love manga, anime, history, sci-fi, video games, and technology. I'm an avid reader! I'm currently learning Japanese and reading up on Buddhism and Minimalism. I also have an interest in religions and mythology in general.

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